May 2009
2 posts
Turn me on!
I bet u can’t Jake!!!!
U may be a beast but im a beast…ER!!!!!
Haha!
Jake….our tumblarity is zero…..WE SUCK!!!!! LOL
March 2009
13 posts
Epiphony!
Ohtay im not sure if thats how u spell it or not……
ANYWAYS!!!
I was just watching a new Mitchell Davis and i was noticing that he doesn’t laugh at himself……i think we spend a little too much time laughing at ourselves and it makes it less funny! Maybe if we were to talk more and laugh less…………idk maybe that wouldn’t...
YAY!!!!!!
GOOD JOB!!!!!!!
Im so proud of u!!! Its great!!!!
XD
Inspirational Music
Im feeling extra inspired today, so I will indeed finish it tonight.
=D
Check in about 3 hours or so. Actually…. get one Facebook. Ill let you know.
Im gonna kill u..........
So much for working on the videos!!!!!!!!! FAIL!!!!!
I got all excited cuz my brother thought he saw new videos but he LIED!!!! AGGGGHHHHHH Jake im going crazy!!! I really want another video!!!!! lol lol lol
This is how insane i am…………i went to Breck for the weekend and wondered if there were new videos EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!!!!! lol
Fo Sho Yo Mo Fo Ho
Snow day today!
EPIC!
Time for me to finish at least one of the videos. =]
YAY SPRING BREAK. now to get back to work. ahahaa
He-wo?
Anybody home??? Nobodys posted on here for a bit so i figured id just throw somethin in here!
Sarah might be sick…..sad day! :((
Jake and i had Quesadillas for Brunch!!!
Hes still working on our videos! More VERY SOON i promise!!!!!!
And thats about all for now i think!
JAKE!!!!!!!
Where is that video u MAN SKANK!!?? LOL
Sigh!!!
JAKE TODAY WAS SOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!
In fact this whole WEEK has been awesome so far!!!! I love feeling so free and being crazy w/ u!!!
Failure.
I dont think ‘le video’ will be done today.
I have lots of homework to do…
So… FAIL.
Sorry… Ill get it done as soon as I can.
LOL!
Well HURRY UP!!!! Im not getting any younger and my leg flab gets more out of hand with each passing hour!!!!!
This one should be rather good…..since we must’ve talked for like a straight HOUR!!! lol
Hey u….i miss u….i hate work weekends cuz i never see anybody!!!
*MUAH* Loves u kiddo!!!
Wow.
Arnt you cool?!
Ahahaha
Dont worry everyone. Take a deep breath because it should be finished by tomorrow!
(Im working on it.) {Smiley}
^^Mines in weird bracket-ie things.
JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE!!!!!!!
JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE!!!!!!
Ok…………now that we’re done being ANNOYING……JAKE when are ya gonna make our new video man skank????? People are BEGGING for more!!! We must give the public what they want!!!!
Lol I love us…. (smiley)
Ha ha….i thought id be original and WRITE smiley instead of typing one!! lol
February 2009
14 posts
Explanations!
You can be in the gum stuck on the bottom of the shoe…..so FIRST God chewed u up…..THEN u got stuck to his shoe!!!
;)
Exclimations (!!!)
I will have you know that I am amazing enough to at least be IN the shoe, thank you very much.
At least he didnt find me in a piece of crap.
=P
Operations
If i need plastic surgery than YOU should just pray that God strikes u down with lightening!!! Itll be like his little “redo” button!!! If were all made in God’s image i think ud be the retarded, ugly, half-starved stepchild part!!! Or the part he found on the bottom of his shoe!!!
HAHAHA!
Alterations.
If I am king of the creeple, which you seem to believe I am, then what does that make you? I mean, apart from being a DIRTY GARDEN HOE. Maybe you should go get some plastic surgery and just start over. Thats the only option at this point.
AHA
Temptations
What i would REALLY like to say is that Jake is one of those guys i would need to place a bag over the head of!!! But that would be mean so i won’t!! Also the reason Jake ATTRACTS creeple is becuz he is King of the Creeples! But that is also mean….so ill keep it to myself!!!
:))) Luv u!
Revelations
World, its time for me to come clean. I just cant help it, but I am a magnet for creeple (creepy people). I think the problem started a long time ago, when I first met Skye. She was the first creeple that I attracted.
Interventions!
Jake….we’re all here becuz we care about you…….the truth is….you can’t go through ur whole life sucking at relationships!!! Sometimes you just gotta say no! Say no Jake…..say no to suck-y relationships and even SUCKIER girls!! We know its not ur fault that crazies are attracted to you….but just….try to do your part…..were sending...
Confrontations.
Skye, we all know you have a problem. So this is for you.
If you are one of the thousands of people, like Skye, suffering from the “Im attracted to ugly men” disease, there is help.
Its called a paper bag.
AHA
Damnations....
Go to hell Jacob Robert!!!! (Oh thats right i used ur middle name!!!)
He is sexxy and you have made out with WAY gross people and you KNOW IT!!!!! So shut ur dumb face!!! HAHAHA!
(ps u win funniest post so far!!!) :)))
Sexual Relations.
Skye had them with Mark.
AHAHAHA!!
(no… thats just wrong. Dont ever do it or I may have to stab you multiple times with a spork.)
Retaliations!
Just fyi…..JAKE IS MEAN!!!!! And he has horrible leg flab u would NEVER wanna meet him!!!! AND he smells……like A LOT!!!!
LOL ONLY KIDDING!!!!!
Jake what is wrong with us??? hahahahahaha!!!
ps….we should see how many tion words we can put as headings!!! LOL
Obligations.
I feel obligated to inform you all that Skye is a FAILURE. A major one.
=)
We just put up with her because we have to.
ROFL I’m totally kidding.
Muahaha!!!
YESSSSS!!! First post is MINE!!!! So this is our Forever Epic Tumblr and it basically rocks as hard core as weeeeee doooooo!!!